Jenartpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, irritating guinea pig.

Jenartpid created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenartpid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jenartpid, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Jenartpid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jenartpid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Jenartpid loves rats, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.