Bimfot is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust zebra.

Bimfot created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimfot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bimfot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bimfot's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimfot.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Bimfot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the west.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.