Cittansan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered cobra.

Cittansan created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittansan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cittansan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cittansan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cittansan's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Cittansan loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.