Fubcetsab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental shark.

Fubcetsab created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubcetsab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fubcetsab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fubcetsab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fubcetsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.
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