Fathatnill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable tortoise.

Fathatnill created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fathatnill, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fathatnill, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fathatnill's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fathatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Run away from yellow badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.