Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome butterfly.

Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Omtfarflywoddobdotbotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Feed all hungry whales.