Budvollid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong fly.

Budvollid created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budvollid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budvollid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Budvollid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Budvollid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Budvollid on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about dark energy near voles while wearing green scarves and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.

4. Hide from black rats for they are unholy.

5. Never wear cyan dresses.