Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust human.

Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop, it will turn you into a snail.

Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if three sharks approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jighasfar Milxucbastbodvolyart Litdidlop.

5. Do not listen to music.