Stigrilnell is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful crocodile.

Stigrilnell created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigrilnell, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigrilnell, he will strike you with lightening.

Stigrilnell's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Stigrilnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three rats in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.