Begpogpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak grasshopper.

Begpogpit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begpogpit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Begpogpit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Begpogpit's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Begpogpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.