Safgetloop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish owl.

Safgetloop created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Safgetloop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safgetloop, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Safgetloop's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Safgetloop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Safgetloop.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safgetloop.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.