Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy beaver.

Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Misquimcussyatt Carmadnull first in all things.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about amino acids.