Ruttvigcib is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical
jackal.
Ruttvigcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttvigcib, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ruttvigcib, it will torture you forever.
Ruttvigcib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Ruttvigcib's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Worship no other gods but Ruttvigcib.