Ruttvigcib is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical jackal.

Ruttvigcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvigcib, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttvigcib, it will torture you forever.

Ruttvigcib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ruttvigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Ruttvigcib.
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