Dinmum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental grasshopper.

Dinmum created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinmum, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinmum, it will turn you into a dog.

Dinmum's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. You must pray to Dinmum four times a day.