Saftamyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud scorpion.

Saftamyarp created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saftamyarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Saftamyarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Saftamyarp's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Saftamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Hide if five nematodes approach from the south.

5. Do not commit murder.