Dotflabhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced fish.

Dotflabhiv created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotflabhiv, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotflabhiv, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dotflabhiv's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dotflabhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.