Stragcunrak is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring snake.

Stragcunrak created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragcunrak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stragcunrak, he will turn you into a mole.

Stragcunrak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stragcunrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Stragcunrak's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Stragcunrak in the centre of the settlement.