Gudcedgen is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced wolf.

Gudcedgen created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcedgen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gudcedgen, it will destroy your home planet.

Gudcedgen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gudcedgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to swans while wearing brown shorts.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Learn six new languages a year.