Pibhitbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful newt.

Pibhitbog created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibhitbog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibhitbog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pibhitbog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pibhitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pibhitbog on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Pibhitbog's name in vain.