Nanfenquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Nanfenquaf created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfenquaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nanfenquaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Nanfenquaf's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nanfenquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never chant near sharks.