Cebpighim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, pitiless faun.

Cebpighim created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpighim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebpighim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebpighim's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cebpighim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebpighim.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.