Fonmetgan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective fly.

Fonmetgan created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fonmetgan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonmetgan, she will turn you into a slug.

Fonmetgan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fonmetgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.