Bosswapdum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise dugong.

Bosswapdum created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosswapdum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bosswapdum, she will ignore you.

Bosswapdum's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bosswapdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not wear black clothing.