Watwandodlarg Homsterarm is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, contented capybara.

Watwandodlarg Homsterarm created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Watwandodlarg Homsterarm, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Watwandodlarg Homsterarm, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Watwandodlarg Homsterarm's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Watwandodlarg Homsterarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Watwandodlarg Homsterarm loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Never write about special relativity.