Budnadgentarphatzagduss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm hare.

Budnadgentarphatzagduss created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budnadgentarphatzagduss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budnadgentarphatzagduss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budnadgentarphatzagduss' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Budnadgentarphatzagduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Budnadgentarphatzagduss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the south.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.