Gupkadlim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm wombat.

Gupkadlim created Europe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkadlim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gupkadlim, it will make you grow a tail.

Gupkadlim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gupkadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never hurt otters.