Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy dolphin.

Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must pray to Dogyoghuncampomquamwabfad seven times a day.