Gofxenfab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered beaver.

Gofxenfab created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gofxenfab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gofxenfab, he will turn you into a dog.

Gofxenfab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gofxenfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Put Gofxenfab first in all things.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.