Fedrullquim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring owl.

Fedrullquim created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedrullquim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fedrullquim, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fedrullquim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fedrullquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near eagles while wearing brown dresses and balancing five silicon spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about gravity near rats while wearing orange coats and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

5. Never write about asteroids.