Kantiflun Minmitrat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast crane.

Kantiflun Minmitrat created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kantiflun Minmitrat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kantiflun Minmitrat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kantiflun Minmitrat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kantiflun Minmitrat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kantiflun Minmitrat.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.