Himmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking capybara.

Himmeg created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Himmeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Himmeg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Himmeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Himmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not keep seven mice in a large pit.