Kadmabjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish goat.

Kadmabjad created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadmabjad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadmabjad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kadmabjad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kadmabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Kadmabjad on top of all buildings.

2. Kadmabjad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Kadmabjad's name in vain.