Funyogvancipcidcidpag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil centaur.

Funyogvancipcidcidpag created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funyogvancipcidcidpag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Funyogvancipcidcidpag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Funyogvancipcidcidpag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Funyogvancipcidcidpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands gray.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. You must pray to Funyogvancipcidcidpag three times a day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.