Boggeprul Mummincet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Boggeprul Mummincet created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggeprul Mummincet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boggeprul Mummincet, it will send you a sign.

Boggeprul Mummincet's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Boggeprul Mummincet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never sprint near geese.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.