Didcamdud Xentadgut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing butterfly.

Didcamdud Xentadgut created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didcamdud Xentadgut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didcamdud Xentadgut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Didcamdud Xentadgut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Didcamdud Xentadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didcamdud Xentadgut.

5. Do not cook food in pots.