Tadtinwab is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid rat.

Tadtinwab created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Tadtinwab, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadtinwab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tadtinwab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tadtinwab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tadtinwab.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never pour water over plants.