Bongedvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody dryad.

Bongedvag created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bongedvag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bongedvag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bongedvag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bongedvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing brown corsets and balancing four silver spheres on your neck.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Bongedvag on top of important buildings.