Stipinglarg is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong
aardvark.
Stipinglarg created a strange quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Stipinglarg, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Stipinglarg, she will cry a lot.
Stipinglarg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Stipinglarg's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stipinglarg in the centre of the settlement.
4. You must pray to Stipinglarg three times a day.
5. Bats are not to be trusted.