Stipinglarg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong aardvark.

Stipinglarg created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipinglarg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stipinglarg, she will cry a lot.

Stipinglarg's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Stipinglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stipinglarg in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Stipinglarg three times a day.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.
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