Taldummot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, confident centaur.

Taldummot created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldummot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Taldummot, she will turn you into a frog.

Taldummot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Taldummot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Taldummot loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to music.