Govcaplog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented duck.

Govcaplog created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govcaplog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govcaplog, he will manifest in front of you.

Govcaplog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Govcaplog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three turtles approach from the north.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.