Wapminbid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate crab.

Wapminbid created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapminbid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wapminbid, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wapminbid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wapminbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wapminbid.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Wapminbid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never wear magenta jumpers.