Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, quiet fairy.

Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sombigbiss Timlidtafmob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.