Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying centaur.

Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. You must love Capyikhatlatgigwikkamten.

4. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.