Vigjigbimdusscum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome alligator.

Vigjigbimdusscum created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigjigbimdusscum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vigjigbimdusscum, she will manifest in front of you.

Vigjigbimdusscum's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vigjigbimdusscum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silicon sculptures of Vigjigbimdusscum on top of important buildings.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.