Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient sheep.

Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap, it will think nothing of it.

Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Worship no other gods but Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Sandyoghothogfennulzagfat Fenlibwap must be the most important thing in your life.