Rullnurtdag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered tortoise.

Rullnurtdag created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnurtdag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rullnurtdag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rullnurtdag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rullnurtdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Hide if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never feed limes to grasshopers while wearing yellow corsets.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.