Rapmonkab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty manatee.

Rapmonkab created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmonkab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rapmonkab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rapmonkab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rapmonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.