Pitpasfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain hippopotamus.

Pitpasfid created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpasfid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pitpasfid, he will turn you into a snail.

Pitpasfid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pitpasfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitpasfid.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Pitpasfid in the centre of the settlement.