Fodtiklatmilhan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful sheep.

Fodtiklatmilhan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodtiklatmilhan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fodtiklatmilhan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fodtiklatmilhan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fodtiklatmilhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing red shoes.

4. You must pray to Fodtiklatmilhan seven times a day.

5. Never think about dark energy near swans while wearing brown boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.