Gutxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, emotional raven.

Gutxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutxuck, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutxuck, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gutxuck's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gutxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed gooseberries to goats while wearing red shorts.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not hurt sharks.